💀Portrock1566 on Carrd💀
(As of September 28, 2023)


Mood -_-

What's good, mudderfuckers?

¿ About me ?

  • My real name is actually Robert Anthony Tanner.

  • About where my username came from, I've got the handle from a YTP and the numbers were randomly generated in my head. While I feel it's lame in hindsight, it was oddly creative seeing as no one took it. :/

  • I'm 19 this year (why does it have the word "teen"?).

  • I was born on March 8, 2004 and my zodiac sign is... LOL no, fuck astrology and anyone that believes that bullshit.

  • I'm a cis male.

  • Relating to above, my only pronouns are he/him, nothing else (Piklok, why did you call me a "they"?).

  • Straight ally (flag bordered to prevent the black from blending in). ↓

  • I'm an American living in NYC (hence my bad attitude).

  • I'm a white of (as far as I know) mostly French descent, with smaller amounts of Irish, Dutch, German, Danish, and Norwegian blood.

  • My ancestry is Catholic, but I'm atheist instead and I'm use the color black to (subtly) show it. That's just one reason though.

  • My aesthetics are... I don't know, I've only heard of these just recently. At least this Carrd design does the explainin' for ya.

  • Slava Ukraini, burn Putin's Ruskia.

♡Interests♡

♡General♡

  • Dark colors.

  • Heavy metal.

  • Anime.

  • Video games.

  • Pink (In the masculine sense, bitches).

  • Cold weather.

  • Cute things (And not like those "UwU" people).

  • Cats and dogs (Don't know which is better).

  • Yuri (The genre as in "girl on girl", although I do like the DDLC girl as well).

  • Guns.

  • Reading.

  • History.

  • Technology.

  • Science.

  • Good girls.

  • Solitude.

  • Big boobs as well as curves.

  • Cussing.

  • NSFW (Don't worry minors, I'll keep that away from you and with absolute certainty).

♡Anime♡

  • Darling in the Franxx.

  • Demon Slayer.

  • Attack on Titan.

  • Fullmetal Alchemist.

  • Dr. Stone.

  • Elfen Lied.

  • Dragon Ball.

  • My Hero Academia (until season 4).

  • Death Note.

  • Date A Live.

  • Kill La Kill.

  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventures.

  • One Punch Man.

  • Sword Art Online.

  • KonoSuba.

  • Komi Can't Communicate.

  • Toradora!

  • Bleach.

  • RWBY (I know it doesn't count, but whatevs).

  • Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.

  • Lucky Star.

  • Kaguya-Sama: Love is War.

  • Fate.

  • Cyberpunk Edgerunners.

  • Soul Eater.

  • Sailor Moon (It appeals to my French heritage that way!)

  • Etc.

♡Characters♡ (I won't finish this in a long time, so I'll only list my favorite ones from now on :/)

  • Zero Two (Darling in the Franxx)

  • Komi Shouko

  • Levi Ackerman

  • Nezuko Kamado

  • Iron Man

  • Jotaro Kujo

  • Light Yagami

  • L Lawliet

  • Taiga Aisaka

  • SpongeBob SquarePants

  • Bill Cipher

  • Ryuko Matoi

  • Satsuki Kiryuin

  • Rin Tohsaka (Fate)

  • Yuri (DDLC. Although I like all of the girls)

  • David Martinez

  • Lucy (Cyberpunk Edgerunners)

  • Etc.

♡Shows♡

  • Squid Game (AKA South Korea exposed)

  • SpongeBob SquarePants

  • Avatar + The Legend of Korra

  • Regular Show

  • Adventure Time

  • The Amazing World of Gumball

  • Steven Universe

  • The Owl House

  • Gravity Falls

  • Teen Titans (Not Teen Titans Go)

  • Phineas and Ferb

  • Rick and Morty

  • Etc.

♡Movies♡

  • Most MCU movies

  • Studio Ghibli

  • Sing 2

  • Shrek (except the third movie)

  • Wall.E

  • The Mitchells vs the Machines

  • Most Pixar movies

  • Etc.

♡Video Games♡

  • Persona 5

  • Super Smash Bros

  • Mario (Particularly the 3D games, the 2D ones are more or less the same)

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

  • The Legend of Zelda

  • Kirby

  • Doki Doki Literature Club!

  • Ace Attorney (I only played the trilogy so far)

  • Final Fantasy VII

  • Friday Night Funkin' (Certain mods only, the main game became a Yandere Simulator)

  • Etc.

♡People♡

  • Keanu Reeves

  • Jonny Depp

  • Volodymyr Zelenskyy

  • SMG4

  • Cristina Vee

  • Michael Jackson

  • Stephen Hillenburg

  • Alex Hirsch

  • Mariah Carey

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger

  • KBOS

  • Etc.

♡Food and drinks♡

  • Pizza

  • Coffee (I'm hooked on it)

  • Pasta

  • Burgers

  • French fries

  • Chips

  • Ice cream

  • Cake

  • Chocolate

  • Just about anything edible really, even vegetables I used to hate.

  • Etc.

♡Countries other than the USA♡

  • Ukraine (the basic)

  • Canada

  • Japan

  • South Korea

  • India (The Russia-Ukraine war has made me estranged from it.)

  • Costa Rica

  • Colombia

  • Chile

  • Peru

  • Portugal

  • Ireland

  • United Kingdom (Ugh, no, the queen's death has downgraded my opinions back to "hate it but need it")

  • Spain

  • France

  • Netherlands

  • Belgium

  • Germany

  • Switzerland

  • Austria

  • Italy (I want to study there. :( )

  • Denmark

  • Norway

  • Sweden

  • Finland

  • Czech Republic

  • Poland

  • Australia

  • New Zealand

  • Croatia

  • Romania

  • Bulgaria

  • Mexico (Kinda. Even though it's still poor and dangerous, at least relations are good now that Trump has been deposed.)

  • Brazil (Similar reasons, minus err, that guy)

  • Argentina

  • Uruguay

BYF

  • The main thing of all is my brusque demeanor. Yeah...

  • Stay away if you're under 13. The internet isn't safe for kids and I intend stay PG-13+. At least you can have something special on your 13th birthday.

  • I swear a fuckton, so don't expect me to tone it down.

  • As an American, I only speak English. While of course I did take foreign language classes, I never became fluent in either Spanish or French due to the lack usefulness, so only speak English with with me.

  • I don't make friends easily nor do I enjoy it. Have patience.

  • Keep "tone indicators" to minimum or ideally not at all as they piss me off more than trigger warnings.

  • Speaking of, the latter's fine as long as it's used for sensitive shit and not "TW: A 100% fuckable bitch".

  • Don't drag me into drama I don't give a shit about.

  • I don't use the phrase "comfort characters" as it sounds dehumanizing/degrading from someone like me, nor do I like hearing it used as it's different from "comfort food".

  • Absolutely no politics or religion discourse.

  • I'm taken, meaning you can't date me.

  • Fictional gore is fine, but I'm not as lenient on real.

  • Fanservice/ecchi (eg. cleavage), softcore, and hentai is completely fine, but don't share hardcore and real porn much.

DNI list/fuck off.

NO EXCEPTIONS FOR THESE PEOPLE AT ALL!!! I'LL SHOOT THEM ON SIGHT!!!

  • The obvious: people with any paraphilias, bigots, homophobes, etc.

  • Anyone under 13 (it's for your own good).

  • You're a minor that engages in NSFW (Stop it now, and wait until you're 18).

  • Anyone with "UwU kawaii" gimmick.

  • Nice guys.

  • If you make crypto or NFTS. (Forget it, it don't mean shit in morality.)

  • Fetishists of any kind.

  • Neckbeards/incels.

  • Viziepop supporters.

  • If you like politics.

  • Nazis/communists.

  • If you support Vladimir Putin or Donald Trump.

  • Russophiles, Sinophiles, and Eastern Bloc supporters in general. (You've read enough now, Elijah. Move along).

  • Clare supporters (Fine, I'd just like to have a word with you guys and the aforementioned person to resolve this standoff/rivalry. If the two of us were to be friends, I'd treat her like an actual human being, not an asset.) (UGH, FUCK IT!!! Now that my friends are no longer under her influence, I can open up about my thoughts. You have a lot to repay for me and Jack, girlie.)

  • If you think I support Reece and Geal (Look, I'm unequivocally horrified by those sickfucks and I would've defended Clare if it wasn't for the attempts to gaslight me into thinking I endorse those two aforementioned people. Thanks to this, it revealed she's a horrible bitch.)

  • You're associated with The789Guy or Nihiri, or you're one of them (I don't need to explain the former as it's obvious from my friends' knowledge, but now I actually have a reason to blacklist the latter. She actually betrayed me by defecting to the Reception Wikis. Traitor, you owe us an explanation, Nihiri/Asriel).

  • If you believe in superstitions, creationism, etc.

  • If you think black cats are bad luck (YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON IF YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT!!! ISN'T IT SICK TO NOT SENSE SUCH CUTENESS???).

  • If you hate Jellybean.

  • Anyone who has a Powerpuff Girls reboot profile picture.

  • GoAnimators

  • If you support Geoshea (that excuse of a human being toool KBOS away from me. You have no heart if you don't realize that.)

  • If you support Engelbash.

  • Evangelicals, Mormons, Islamists, and extremists/cult followers in general.

  • Zionists (There's a reason why I put this in a separate category. Just to clarify, no, Israel isn't your promised land after you rightfully gave it up to the Palestinians).

  • Palestine supporters too (On the other hand, I hate that country just as equally. I'm an atheist for the record, so my lack of religious favoritism means I don't stand with countries without a secular government. Just leave me alone, you bastards.

  • People who use/like fake genders, sexualities, or pronouns (for the record, they're not creative).

  • Dream stans

  • Post-2012 K-pop/BTS fans.

  • If you think K-pop groups other than BTS exist.

  • People who think the word "retard" is a slur. (That there is the ableism, sickfucks.)

  • Pro-maskers (One of the biggest human rights violations. I can't stand it.)

  • "Pro-lifers" (Actually, you can interact as I'd like a civil debate with you guys, there's just some things you need to know. Look, no one has to accept abortion and I don't care if you don't. I myself used to be like that at some point. Just because you don't agree with a woman's choice doesn't mean you need to interfere with it).

  • Pro-genderbend

  • Anti-Americans

☮️On the other hand, I'll make exceptions for these people if they're chill.☮️

  • Reception Wiki supporters (Considering the wikis don't exist anymore, this is the revised warning).

  • The Loud House fans

  • Ex-Reception Wiki users (I don't know why they're just as awful as the current ones).

  • People over 25. (I'll let a few of them interact as they're grown unlike under 13s. That said, I still prefer to be in the company of young adults, and I hate Boomers.

  • Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss fans (As much as I hate these people, I'll spare the lives of a few as long if they don't support Viziepop.)

  • TikTokers

  • Object show fans (I just find the shows boring is all.)

  • People with Picrew profile pictures (I'll admit, I like a few of them).

Triggers

  • Basic criteria.

  • Being misgendered or called anything other than masculine terms (PIKLOK, YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING ME A "THEY" DESPITE KNOWING ME FOR MONTHS!!! I HAD MY GENDER IN MY DISCORD ABOUT ME, YET YOU DIDN'T READ IT???).

  • SML (especially Jeffy).

  • Haruhi Suzumiya

  • Re:Zero (Not really. I just find it boring)

  • People talking shit about KBOS.

  • Politics.

  • Discourse in general.

  • Bright colors (My eyes are a little sensitive, and their association with depravity is partly why I reclaim the color pink).

  • Baby shows.

  • The Dave and Bambi mod.

  • Fetishes.

  • Being told what to do.

  • "Tone indicators"

  • Viziepop and both of her works.

  • Small talk

  • Being called "cute" (You never call a man that. This is strictly off-limits even for my girlfriend.).

  • Genderbends (Transphobic, much?)

  • Cancel culture (I've been a victim of it once, and almost twice.)